I'M RELATED TO CHARLEMAGNE, Y'ALL!!!
. . . plus a bevy of other likely-pretty-evil-considering-the-stuff-they-decreed royals, all across Europe.
Because when you're related to one medieval European royal, you're basically related to them all.
Wreckin' shop East and West. Get it? East and West?
If only I could convince certain people that this lineage gives me the right to WRECK SHOP ALL OVER THE PLACE. Sigh.