I hear the ticking of the clock . . .
Sorry, Ann, it’s GUITAR SOLO TIME!!!!!!!!!
I said guitar solo, dude. No one knows or cares about you. This is lady rock. And your hair doesn’t mean a thing.
SRS GTR SLO TM
Is that . . . Duff from GNR?
Hellooooooo, back to lady guitar solos!!!! Focus, please.
I’m crying real tears here. Believe it.
I hope you will take me seriously as a lady rock person. To convince you, I am willing to roll around onstage and get dirty leaves all up in my hair. Where they came from, I don’t know, I mean, we’re completely inside.
Whatevs, dude is playing Oregon Trail.
How do I get you alooooooone . . . alone.