Alone

I hear the ticking of the clock . . .

Sorry, Ann, it’s GUITAR SOLO TIME!!!!!!!!!

I said guitar solo, dude. No one knows or cares about you. This is lady rock. And your hair doesn’t mean a thing.

SRS GTR SLO TM

Is that . . . Duff from GNR?

Hellooooooo, back to lady guitar solos!!!! Focus, please.

I’m crying real tears here. Believe it.

I hope you will take me seriously as a lady rock person. To convince you, I am willing to roll around onstage and get dirty leaves all up in my hair. Where they came from, I don’t know, I mean, we’re completely inside.

Still crying.

Whatevs, dude is playing Oregon Trail.

How do I get you alooooooone . . . alone.